Microrant: On Australia Day: Abolish | Stop Complaining!
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How about a popular approach to Abolishing Australia as nation. We have the historical legality, we have the hyperreal social media lolz but can we mix it with savage garden, tame impala, ed Sheeran, adele, Elon musk, Grimes, your favourite reality tv show, renovation for non national political assemblage, anime larping, the Vatican, luxury hotels streaming porn and hi tech spa bubbles, maybe revive a stream of thought with the prefix "the new" the new decolonisation! Get Gwyneth Paltrow to push new lines of her body essences. Send north Korean rockets. I don't mind
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Can everyone stop complaining? It really gets on my nerves. I'm just letting you know because it really does annoy me. I am sick of the headaches and I feel the only way I change the whole complaining is by saying it louder on my second floor balcony. Stop complaining! Why? I don't quite know maybe it's because it changes nothing I'm interested in. Now pass the beer flavoured suntan oil for the snags and you're going to like it. Good enough for gold coast bunnings good enough for you *snort*
How about a popular approach to Abolishing Australia as nation. We have the historical legality, we have the hyperreal social media lolz but can we mix it with savage garden, tame impala, ed Sheeran, adele, Elon musk, Grimes, your favourite reality tv show, renovation for non national political assemblage, anime larping, the Vatican, luxury hotels streaming porn and hi tech spa bubbles, maybe revive a stream of thought with the prefix "the new" the new decolonisation! Get Gwyneth Paltrow to push new lines of her body essences. Send north Korean rockets. I don't mind
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Can everyone stop complaining? It really gets on my nerves. I'm just letting you know because it really does annoy me. I am sick of the headaches and I feel the only way I change the whole complaining is by saying it louder on my second floor balcony. Stop complaining! Why? I don't quite know maybe it's because it changes nothing I'm interested in. Now pass the beer flavoured suntan oil for the snags and you're going to like it. Good enough for gold coast bunnings good enough for you *snort*
