New Years Resolution 2019 with a bullet
Im convinced the working world I would be best suited to next year is run on a heirarchy of bullet points only
Instructions for bullet points
*point away from body
*it is rude to bullet point at a person directly
*amass as much abstraction, information, confidence all stuffed with tissue paper
*in that order and sturdily condensed
*place directly above persons head pointing down
*you may wish to point with a pointy thing at the bulletpoints and its downwards trajectory
*having an insider to install the bulletpointillist art helps all involved
*light fuse at safe distance
*do not inhale fumes if emanating
Mission Statement
*Maintain being a deadshit
*Maintain being disaffected
*Collapse maintenances
*Continue maintaining in a tricky sneaky way
*No-one expects meta-states and states simultaneously usually
*This Mission Statement has been bulletpointed
Brambitious pre nye resolutions
* pre emptive text poet becomes pre emptive text theorist
* force NSW Ministry of Health to create disengagement templates for my demographic if not already done
*disbar a dodgy disability employment service.
* relent one day to someone who says "see? I told you so"
* find a happy medium in futuristic utopias by COB Friday
* Work in Hazchem as a crash test typist
* Any industrial illegalities done will be broadly beneficial
* ascend from sleeping all day position to sitting all day position
* walk out of as many temporary contract jobs as profitable
*dream of historical authentic socialisms
*not say what im really dreaming
And next
The flowchart
*a diagrammatic with pointing things.
*the more minimally elegant the shape the most totally better (see "logo")
*For greater visual communicative effectiveness it's gotta point downwards at the end bit
*warning: flowcharts that go in endless loops might generate new corporate language. This is not really great
Negotiation: enter with a completely closed mind. Lock it up super tight. Have bulletpoints, logo, mission statement and flowcharts ready as polite swarm. Give an inch you couldnt care less about (see "logo") so they feel equity or victory. Get donuts and that catering.
Internal marketing skills: this is sneaky
*you must internalise marketing
*this means
*internalising capital and any human endeavour in allegiance with its generative overarch
*people do this. People believe. Unless waking up Monday with bloodcurdling screaming
*red pill/blue pill? Keep in mouth. Walk out of cinema. Spit out. Youve seen this before
*suspend belief
*suspend disbelief
*effortless. Good mood. Detached. Nearly wellbeing
*Not wellbeing
*put a dollar value on skills experience desirable and fucking obsequiousness
*marketing usually pays crap : )
I could work as a HR manager but Im not that good at getting a great hairstyle.
Instructions for bullet points
*point away from body
*it is rude to bullet point at a person directly
*amass as much abstraction, information, confidence all stuffed with tissue paper
*in that order and sturdily condensed
*place directly above persons head pointing down
*you may wish to point with a pointy thing at the bulletpoints and its downwards trajectory
*having an insider to install the bulletpointillist art helps all involved
*light fuse at safe distance
*do not inhale fumes if emanating
Mission Statement
*Maintain being a deadshit
*Maintain being disaffected
*Collapse maintenances
*Continue maintaining in a tricky sneaky way
*No-one expects meta-states and states simultaneously usually
*This Mission Statement has been bulletpointed
Brambitious pre nye resolutions
* pre emptive text poet becomes pre emptive text theorist
* force NSW Ministry of Health to create disengagement templates for my demographic if not already done
*disbar a dodgy disability employment service.
* relent one day to someone who says "see? I told you so"
* find a happy medium in futuristic utopias by COB Friday
* Work in Hazchem as a crash test typist
* Any industrial illegalities done will be broadly beneficial
* ascend from sleeping all day position to sitting all day position
* walk out of as many temporary contract jobs as profitable
*dream of historical authentic socialisms
*not say what im really dreaming
And next
The flowchart
*a diagrammatic with pointing things.
*the more minimally elegant the shape the most totally better (see "logo")
*For greater visual communicative effectiveness it's gotta point downwards at the end bit
*warning: flowcharts that go in endless loops might generate new corporate language. This is not really great
Negotiation: enter with a completely closed mind. Lock it up super tight. Have bulletpoints, logo, mission statement and flowcharts ready as polite swarm. Give an inch you couldnt care less about (see "logo") so they feel equity or victory. Get donuts and that catering.
Internal marketing skills: this is sneaky
*you must internalise marketing
*this means
*internalising capital and any human endeavour in allegiance with its generative overarch
*people do this. People believe. Unless waking up Monday with bloodcurdling screaming
*red pill/blue pill? Keep in mouth. Walk out of cinema. Spit out. Youve seen this before
*suspend belief
*suspend disbelief
*effortless. Good mood. Detached. Nearly wellbeing
*Not wellbeing
*put a dollar value on skills experience desirable and fucking obsequiousness
*marketing usually pays crap : )
I could work as a HR manager but Im not that good at getting a great hairstyle.
