Dumb Jokes
A
bus was delayed for some time and all waited for the mechanic to finish
fixing the motor. A passenger impatiently asks the driver “Are we
going to be half an hour late?”
and the driver says “I don’t know – we haven’t left yet.”
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Woody Allen on set.
“I’m not even a cut above the rest
I’m just a…”
Cut.
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ReUtopianism
I don’t want to be a stinkin’ doped hippy about it
I want be cool scientific about it!
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Close enough to pointlessness but not close enough.
- I don’t care.
I can.
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Occidental critique of The Bayeux Tapestry
“I don’t know much about acupuncture medicine
But the needlework here is priceless.”
and the driver says “I don’t know – we haven’t left yet.”
-
Woody Allen on set.
“I’m not even a cut above the rest
I’m just a…”
Cut.
-
ReUtopianism
I don’t want to be a stinkin’ doped hippy about it
I want be cool scientific about it!
-
Close enough to pointlessness but not close enough.
- I don’t care.
I can.
--
Occidental critique of The Bayeux Tapestry
“I don’t know much about acupuncture medicine
But the needlework here is priceless.”
