Everything's an Opinion by Ariel Riveros

Challenged on their opinions, some people used to thunder "everything is an opinion!" 

I like that. They've taken the first step up a mountain, rolling their (sisyphean) boulder. When you reach the other side rolling the boulder is fast. Effort pays off. That's my opinion. 

I am an opinion. We live in an opinion. I go outside and go to the opinion to buy myself a few opinions and then return to relax on my opinion whilst watching opinions on my LCD opinion in the comfort of my own opinion.