Wednesday's Agony

you only have balls if you can break your own.

you only have guts if you've chewed them

you only have brains if you crumbed and fried them with thought

you only have heart if you bleed

you only have an ass if you ring,

you only have eyes if you've plucked them

you only have sex if you've fucked them

you only have feet if you've trotted

you only have knees if your sweet

legs if you run

arms if you kill

a prick if you kicked against them

a dick if you have it on your shoulders

a cunt if you've acted like on

a pussy if you've stroked it

a nose if you've blown it

ears if you've pierced them

ankles if you love your nieces and nephews

hair if you've cut it

nails polished

thighs if your a chicken

breasts if you bare them

soles roughened on travel

toes if you're a piggy

neck if you've stuck it out

shoulders if you've taken burdens

fingers if you've fived

muscles if you eat from the sea

fist if you're a ham

calves if you've reared them

elbows if you're funny

cheeks if you give AND turn them

and smile if you have teeth.