Poem: Situation on a Grand Final Weekend

Fuck I love this country.

Sporting goods on third.

So we'll get my mate Craig

who lives in Dural

And is not averse

to driving cars

through brick walls

usually picking up

debt.




On an idyllic grand final

Fussball of the media

apparatus total shit

And the imprint of

played hard done well

Again,

And again

And again, AND again

And again




And the influencers

Made it to piste

Austria Innisfail




And we work out

the right speed

and direction

to collect debt

at any pub

Septober




And that dumb song

by hunters and collectors

And suddenly you've converted

To Folau fellowship

Even though you

wear western silverado

buttons and have

Cried in front of

The s-bend or

your kids for

the fourth time

this month




It's time to

cough up

says Craig.